Action 89 by Funtex
HH!]H^_ !]H^_ HH,-HH! - PROUDLY PRESENTS FOR YAR PLEASURE: - - ACTION '89 - EY GUY, WHAT MUST I READ ON THAT DISC-CO - - YO BOYS, APOLLO OF FUNTEX IS BACK TO PRESENT YA THAT AMAZING PEACE OF CODING !!! HEY GUY, WHAT MUST I READ ON THAT DISC-COVER HERE ??? "STAINLESS STEEL" ??? - THAT IS AN ORANGE-JUICE, ISN'T IT ??? 'BYE FOLKS, FUCK SPACE TO ENJOY THE DEMO ......... - - THIS IS THE MEGA-TEXT-EDITOR - ACTION '89 - AABBCDEEFHIJKMNOQSTVXZ/^ "$&)+-0257:=? - HH!]H^_ !]H^_ HH,-HH! - - PROUDLY PRESENTS FOR YAR PLEASURE: - AABBCDEEFHIJKMNOQSTVXZ/^ "$&)+-0257:=? - )YEA, FUNTEX IS BACK AGAIN TO STAY FOREVER - ACTION '89 IS OUR BEST DEMO (AND OUR FIRST BIG DEMO!) WELCOME TO THE FIRST REAL PART OF ACTION '89. FUNTEX IS ACTION '89 - IF YOU WANNA TRADE WITH THE ABSOLUTE ACTION OF THAT NEW BEGINNING YEAR, THEN WRITE TO MY CONTACT-PLK - STOP, HAVEI TOLD YOU THAT I'M APOLLO - $ 8806 N'AU IN THE WILD WEST GERMANY - 0 CONTACT CHUCK OR RAKIM OF FUNTEX FOR LOGOS, ETC - -6 8501 GROSSHABERSDORF - 7 OR CONTACT RAKIM OF FUNTEX UNDER PLK 10 65 94 C IN 8 - MUENCHEN 32 OR WRITE TO THAT PLK, TOO IF YA WANNA TRADE WITH WATSON! IF YA'RE AN ORIGINAL SUPPLIER OR YOU NEED ORIGINALS, THEN CONTACT APOLLO (ME AGAIN!) : PLK 02 89 17 D IN - ALL ADRESSES ARE IN THE WILD WEST GERMANY (YO COWBOYS!) IF A FOREIGNER WANTS TO CONTACT US, THEN DO IT WITH EXPRESS. WHEN YOUR STUFF IS 0-3 DAYS OLD, THEN YOU CAN BE SURE, THAT I'M WRITING BACK - IF WE7RE STILL NOT CATCHED BY THE COPS UNTIL NEXT YEAR, THEN YOU CAN BE SURE THAT WE'LL WRITE A DEMO CALLED -ACTION '90- 'COZ WHEN WE'RE STILL ALIVE, THEN WE'LL RULE THE WORLD IN 1990 LIKE WE HOPE TO DO IN 1989 - WE HOPE THAT WE CAN MEET EVERYBODY OF OUR READERS IN VENLO NEXT TIME IF CHUCK WANTS TO DRIVE US - 'READ GREETINGS-CRAP IN THE UPPER SCROLL - 3 WHAT, YA KNOW THE CHARSET OF THE GREETINGS-SCROLL - THAT CAN'T BE! I DESIGNED HIM MYSELF. THAT WAS 24 HOURS WORK - _ HA, HA, HA, JUST KIDDING BABY - TIME FOR SOME CREDIZ! 1ST PART: (YOU HAVE JUST SEEN IT!) INTRO-CODING BY APOLLO/FUNTEX - SOUND BY THARGON/TRISTAR (THANX WASTL!) - LOGO AGAIN BY WASTL! - CHARSET FOUND IN THE DEEP OF MY WORKING DISK - : - ALL OTHER CODINGS BY APOLLO/FUNTEX (WHAT I'M IN FUNTEX - GREAT, WHAT A SURPRISE, HA, HA, HA, GO FOR IT!) CREDIZ FOR THIS (2CND) PART : GREETINGS-CHARSET RIPPED FROM MY COMMODORE 64 (COOL, EH - ?=) - TEXT-CHARSET RIPPED FROM - ? I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT I THINK IT'S RIPPED FROM AN OLD WWE-DEMO - SOUND DONE BY JEROEN TEL OR IS HE CALLED JOEREN TEL OR WILHELM TELL OR - BUT NOW TO THE LOGOS : UPPER FUNTEX-LOGO DONE BY RAKIM (HEY STEFAN, ICH BRAUCHE MEHR LOGOS!) THE -ACTION- LOGO WAS DONE BY - BY APOLLO (SUCH A SHITTY LOGO! PAINTED IN FIVE MINUTES LAST NIGHT AT 05.47 AM ! OTHER LAME CODINGS BY APOLLO (I WAS VERY BUSY WITH THAT!) CREDIZ FOR THE 3RD PART : LOGO BY RAKIM - SOUND BY - - OTHER CODINGS BY WATSON (HEY MARKUS : FLD BY APOLLO, EH - SORRY, JUST KIDDING - 8) CREDIZ FOR THE LAST PART : LOGOS BY APOLLO - SOUND BY - _ - ALL OTHER CODINGS BY APOLLO - !NOW I'LL SIGN OF, 'COZ I'M TIRED - %'BYE YAR SLEEPY CONTACT APOLLO/FUNTEX - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - 0APOLLO OF FUNTEX - <IS VERY PROTZ TO PRESENTS YA - .4 APOLLO IS SPEAKING - CREDIZ FOR THIS PART GO TO WATSON FOR CODINGS, RAKIM FOR PAINTING LOGOS, APOLLO (ME!) FOR TYPING TEXT (THAT'S A REAL HARD WORK, BABY - RELAX NOW AND ENJOY THE NEXT PART IN PRESSING SPACE, COZ I HAVN'T ANYTHING TO SAY - ! MAKE SOME ROOM NOW GIRLS'N'BOYS - !/ FUNTEX IS HERE - CREDIZ FOR THIS PART : LOGOS DESIGNED BY APOLLO - CHARSET REPAIRED AND RIPPED FROM AN '87 DEMO (IKARI!) - MUZAK RIPPED FROM AN '88 DEMO ( - ) - RASTER-COLORS UNDER THE FUNTEX-LOGO DESIGNED BY CHUCK OF FUNTEX - SCHWABBEL-DATAS IN THE APOLLO-LOGO DESIGNED BY APOLLO - TEXT BY APOLLO - ALL OTHER CODINGS BY APOLLO, TOO - YOU'LL ASK WHY THE FUNTEX-LOGO MOVES SO LITTLE! SIMPLE REASON : THE RASTER-TIME ISN'T ENDLESS, BABY! NOW I MUST SEND MESSAGES TO A FEW OF MY CONTACTS - DIDI OF THE FAMOUS ONES (TFO) : HI DIDEL! THANX! "AN GUTEN RUTSCH" TO YOU, TOO - 7 YOU'RE RIGHT, MY SISTER IS A "HISTERISCHE GICHTNUDEL" - & YOU'RE PLAYING SOCCER & TABLE-TENNIS - O0R, POOR GERMANY - ALF FROM ROESRATH : HEY ALF! I WROTE WHERE YOU COME FROM, 'COZ THERE ARE SO MUCH ALFS IN THE SCENE - PLEASE TELL ME IN WHICH GROUP YOU ARE AND SEND A BIT HOTTER, OK - DANNY OF THE FORCE/ISRAEL : YO DANNY, YOUR SENDINGS WERE LAME, 'COZ YOU'VE SENT YOUR OWN OLD DEMOS, BUT I HEARED FROM A LOT OF GUYS THAT YOU'RE VERY HOT, SO SEND NEXT TIME BETTER AND WE'LL BE GREAT SWAP-PARTNERS, OKAY - 0 BIG HANDSHAKE TO JERUSAMLEM/ISRAEL 'BYE DANNY - DREAM WARRIOR/THE ZERO BOYS : HEY GUY, YA'VE CHOOSEN THE RIGHT NAME. YOU'RE A DREAMER - EVEN THE COOL ISRAELIS NOTICED THAT A COOL MAN SHOULD BE CONTACTED WITH A DISK AND NOT WITH A LETTER! CONTACTING GUYS WITH LETTERS IS LOSER-LIKE! SOME FACTS TO YOUR LETTER - !4 1. I'M NO "PFEIFE"! - 2. WHEN I TELL YOU WHAT YOU'VE TO DO WHEN YOU WANNA SWAP WITH ME, THEN IT'S FOR OUR SECURITY - -3. I'M SENDING NO LAMERSTUFF AS YOU SEE HERE - "4. I DON'T BELIVE THAT YOU'RE 100 - YEARS SWAPPING! I'M AN OLDIE, 'COZ I BOUGHT MY C-64 AS HE COSTED STILL 1200 DM AND THE FLOPPY COSTED 1500 DM - 5. WHEN "YOU" WANNA SWAP WITH "ME", WHY SHOULD I SEND AT FIRST? I HAVN'T HAD THE INTENTION TO SWAP WITH YOU! YOU HAD THE INTENTION TO SWAP WITH ME! - 6. I'M NOT TRADING 6-7 DAYS OLD GAMES! I'M SWAPPING 1-3 DAYS OLD GAMES! 7. WHY SHOULD WE WRITE AN INTRO OR A DEMO FOR YOU WHEN WE GET NOTHING FOR THAT - IT'S OKAY WHEN I WRITE AN INTRO FOR A GOOD FRIEND, BUT NOT FOR SOME GUYS THAT CONTACTED ME THREE DAYS AGO! 8. YOUR CODER-TEST IS NOTHING REAL! IF YOU WOULD ASK A REAL COOL GROUP (DCS,IKARI, - ) FOR WRITING A COSTLESS INTRO FOR YOU, THEY WOULD SAY : FUCK UP LOOSIE - > 9. YOU AREN'T WORLDFAMOUS ! THERE ARE STILL DCS, IKARI AND - .>HA, HA, HA JUST KIDDING, OKAY - ?5 (I LIKE SUCH JOKES!) - "10. OKAY, LEZ FORGET THE CONFLICT - 11. I CAN'T CODE SOMETHING FOR YOUR CODER-TEST, 'COZ I'M TOO BUSY WITH WRITING DEMO & INTROS, CRACKING GAMES, SPREADING STUFF, WORKING FOR SCHOOL, - SORRY ! 12. WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE THAT WE'RE QUITE FRIENDLY PEOPLE - BENNY HILL OF THE ZERO BOYS : OKAY, I DON'T WORRY ABOUT DREAM WARRIOR - E! I THINK SWAPPING WITH YOU IS BETTER THAN SWAPPING WITH THAT OLD DREAMER, 'COZ YOU SEEM TO BE FRIENDLY AND COOL! 'BYE BENNY! - XEOS OF ACID : HEY OLD BOY, SEND HOTTER OR WE HAVE ONE SWAPPARTNER LESS, OKAY - BB OF KNICKERS : YOU WOULD BE ONE OF OUR GREATEST CONTACTS IF YOU WOULD SEND ALWAYS WITH EXPRESS - !; I'LL ALSO DO SO! 'BYE BB! - BUTCHER OF IX : HELLO MARC, SORRY, BUT THAT SECOND LETTER WILL NEVER REACH YA, 'COZ THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS : PLEASE SEND EVERY WEEK, AND I'LLDO THAT, TOO - - WHAT MEANS THE "S" AFTER "BYE MEGACOOL GUY" - GERALD, OLIVER & ALEX OF FRONTLINE : HI THERE, I HOPE YOUR COMPIS ARE RUNNING SOON AGAIN! 'BYE FREAKS - THARGON OF TRISTAR : HI WASTL, I HOPE YA CAME UNINJURED BACK FROM YAR HOLIDAYS! 'BYE WASTL - JONNY B. OF RISK : HI MATHIAS, I HOPE YA HAVE SURVIVED YAR LITTLE PNEUMONIA! 'BYE - . CRAAFT : HI MARIO, I HOPE YA ENJOY THAT DEMO - THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO MY CONTACTS! PRESS NOW THE SPACE-KEY EIGHT TIMES - 7HEY GUY, ISN'T RUNNING - OKAY, THAT'S ONLY A FUCKIN' JOKE THAT'S THE LAST PART OF THE DEMO - ' SOMETHING ABOUT THE STORY OF THE DEMO - I CAN'T TELL YOU THIS DEMO'S SPREADING-DATE, 'COZ I'M STILL WAITING FOR AN ORIGINAL THAT SEEMS TO BE OLD. BUT I NEED SOMETHING TO FILL THIS DISK! YOU CAN READ THIS DISK'S SPREADING-DATE IN THE DIRECTORY AND IN THE BAM-MESSAGE - SORRY GUYS, I'M TIRED OF WRITING CRAP AND I STILL HAVE TO LINK & TO CRUNCH THIS DEMO - !; 'BYE FROM APOLLO OF FUNTEX - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - 0APOLLO OF FUNTEX - <IS VERY PROTZ TO PRESENTS YA - .4 APOLLO IS SPEAKING - CREDIZ FOR THIS PART GO TO WATSON FOR CODINGS, RAKIM FOR PAINTING LOGOS, APOLLO (ME!) FOR TYPING TEXT (THAT'S A REAL HARD WORK, BABY - RELAX NOW AND ENJOY THE NEXT PART IN PRESSING SPACE, COZ I HAVN'T ANYTHING TO SAY - ! MAKE SOME ROOM NOW GIRLS'N'BOYS - !/ FUNTEX IS HERE - CREDIZ FOR THIS PART : LOGOS DESIGNED BY APOLLO - CHARSET REPAIRED AND RIPPED FROM AN '87 DEMO (IKARI!) - MUZAK RIPPED FROM AN '88 DEMO ( - ) - RASTER-COLORS UNDER THE FUNTEX-LOGO DESIGNED BY CHUCK OF FUNTEX - SCHWABBEL-DATAS IN THE APOLLO-LOGO DESIGNED BY APOLLO - TEXT BY APOLLO - ALL OTHER CODINGS BY APOLLO, TOO - YOU'LL ASK WHY THE FUNTEX-LOGO MOVES SO LITTLE! SIMPLE REASON : THE RASTER-TIME ISN'T ENDLESS, BABY! NOW I MUST SEND MESSAGES TO A FEW OF MY CONTACTS - DIDI OF THE FAMOUS ONES (TFO) : HI DIDEL! THANX! "AN GUTEN RUTSCH" TO YOU, TOO - 7 YOU'RE RIGHT, MY SISTER IS A "HISTERISCHE GICHTNUDEL" - & YOU'RE PLAYING SOCCER & TABLE-TENNIS - O0R, POOR GERMANY - ALF FROM ROESRATH : HEY ALF! I WROTE WHERE YOU COME FROM, 'COZ THERE ARE SO MUCH ALFS IN THE SCENE - PLEASE TELL ME IN WHICH GROUP YOU ARE AND SEND A BIT HOTTER, OK - DANNY OF THE FORCE/ISRAEL : YO DANNY, YOUR SENDINGS WERE LAME, 'COZ YOU'VE SENT YOUR OWN OLD DEMOS, BUT I HEARED FROM A LOT OF GUYS THAT YOU'RE VERY HOT, SO SEND NEXT TIME BETTER AND WE'LL BE GREAT SWAP-PARTNERS, OKAY - 0 BIG HANDSHAKE TO JERUSAMLEM/ISRAEL 'BYE DANNY - DREAM WARRIOR/THE ZERO BOYS : HEY GUY, YA'VE CHOOSEN THE RIGHT NAME. YOU'RE A DREAMER - EVEN THE COOL ISRAELIS NOTICED THAT A COOL MAN SHOULD BE CONTACTED WITH A DISK AND NOT WITH A LETTER! CONTACTING GUYS WITH LETTERS IS LOSER-LIKE! SOME FACTS TO YOUR LETTER - !4 1. I'M NO "PFEIFE"! - 2. WHEN I TELL YOU WHAT YOU'VE TO DO WHEN YOU WANNA SWAP WITH ME, THEN IT'S FOR OUR SECURITY - -3. I'M SENDING NO LAMERSTUFF AS YOU SEE HERE - "4. I DON'T BELIVE THAT YOU'RE 100 - YEARS SWAPPING! I'M AN OLDIE, 'COZ I BOUGHT MY C-64 AS HE COSTED STILL 1200 DM AND THE FLOPPY COSTED 1500 DM - 5. WHEN "YOU" WANNA SWAP WITH "ME", WHY SHOULD I SEND AT FIRST? I HAVN'T HAD THE INTENTION TO SWAP WITH YOU! YOU HAD THE INTENTION TO SWAP WITH ME! - 6. I'M NOT TRADIN - G 6-7 DAYS OLD GAMES! I'M SWAPPING 1-3 DAYS OLD GAMES! 7. WHY SHOULD WE WRITE AN INTRO OR A DEMO FOR YOU WHEN WE GET NOTHING FOR THAT - IT'S OKAY WHEN I WRITE AN INTRO FOR A GOOD FRIEND, BUT NOT FOR SOME GUYS THAT CONTACTED ME THREE DAYS AGO! 8. YOUR CODER-TEST IS NOTHING REAL! IF YOU WOULD ASK A REAL COOL GROUP (DCS,IKARI, - ) FOR WRITING A COSTLESS INTRO FOR YOU, THEY WOULD SAY : FUCK UP LOOSIE - > 9. YOU AREN'T WORLDFAMOUS ! THERE ARE STILL DCS, IKARI AND - .>HA, HA, HA JUST KIDDING, OKAY - ?5 (I LIKE SUCH JOKES!) - "10. OKAY, LEZ FORGET THE CONFLICT - 11. I CAN'T CODE SOMETHING FOR YOUR CODER-TEST, 'COZ I'M TOO BUSY WITH WRITING DEMO & INTROS, CRACKING GAMES, SPREADING STUFF, WORKING FOR SCHOOL, - SORRY ! 12. WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE THAT WE'RE QUITE FRIENDLY PEOPLE - BENNY HILL OF THE ZERO BOYS : OKAY, I DON'T WORRY ABOUT DREAM WARRIOR - E! I THINK SWAPPING WITH YOU IS BETTER THAN SWAPPING WITH THAT OLD DREAMER, 'COZ YOU SEEM TO BE FRIENDLY AND COOL! 'BYE BENNY! - XEOS OF ACID : HEY OLD BOY, SEND HOTTER OR WE HAVE ONE SWAPPARTNER LESS, OKAY - BB OF KNICKERS : YOU WOULD BE ONE OF OUR GREATEST CONTACTS IF YOU WOULD SEND ALWAYS WITH EXPRESS - !; I'LL ALSO DO SO! 'BYE BB! - BUTCHER OF IX : HELLO MARC, SORRY, BUT THAT SECOND LETTER WILL NEVER REACH YA, 'COZ THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS : PLEASE SEND EVERY WEEK, AND I'LLDO THAT, TOO - - WHAT MEANS THE "S" AFTER "BYE MEGACOOL GUY" - GERALD, OLIVER & ALEX OF FRONTLINE : HI THERE, I HOPE YOUR COMPIS ARE RUNNING SOON AGAIN! 'BYE FREAKS - THARGON OF TRISTAR : HI WASTL, I HOPE YA CAME UNINJURED BACK FROM YAR HOLIDAYS! 'BYE WASTL - JONNY B. OF RISK : HI MATHIAS, I HOPE YA HAVE SURVIVED YAR LITTLE PNEUMONIA! 'BYE - . CRAAFT : HI MARIO, I HOPE YA ENJOY THAT DEMO - THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO MY CONTACTS! PRESS NOW THE SPACE-KEY EIGHT TIMES - 7HEY GUY, ISN'T RUNNING - OKAY, THAT'S ONLY A FUCKIN' JOKE THAT'S THE LAST PART OF THE DEMO - ' SOMETHING ABOUT THE STORY OF THE DEMO - I CAN'T TELL YOU THIS DEMO'S SPREADING-DATE, 'COZ I'M STILL WAITING FOR AN ORIGINAL THAT SEEMS TO BE OLD. BUT I NEED SOMETHING TO FILL THIS DISK! YOU CAN READ THIS DISK'S SPREADING-DATE IN THE DIRECTORY AND IN THE BAM-MESSAGE - SORRY GUYS, I'M TIRED OF WRITING CRAP AND I STILL HAVE TO LINK & TO CRUNCH THIS DEMO -